May 2013
poopflow:
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
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LAAAAUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAA
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Anonymous asked: i meant to ask that as myself but fine long dark brown hair kinda freckled green eyes likes video games and sleeping and you bye
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Anonymous asked: I WOULD DESCRIBE MYSELF BUT YOU'D KNOW INSTANTLY THAT IT WAS ME AND THEN YOU WOULD JUST TEASE ME
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slydig:
orgygami:
when theres a long intro before a music video
hey dont talk shit about lana del rey
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Anonymous asked: i wasn't mocking you it was a playful reference to your desire for intimacy with wimminz.
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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Anonymous asked: a dude
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Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I'd...
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
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Watch
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner:
owning a gun
is a right
having healthcare
is a privilege
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
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toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
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NAH FUCK THAT I WANTED ONE OF ONE DIRECTION’S ALBUMS TO WIN AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETS IT??!?!?!?!
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Oh hey Madonna looks less wrinkly than I thought she would look.
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Oh God it’s always Taylor Swift.
chandelure:
Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone
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lotticauda:
Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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Please don’t tell me they’re not gonna dance Gentleman or Gangnam Style….
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This song I Don’t Care is really repetitive and it’s kind of annoying me.
yennasollapoghirai:
people getting offended about purposely misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name while complaining about how annoying it is to spell quvenzhané wallis
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax